ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD FULL THEME SONG
Lyrics!!!11!1oneone1!
Verse 1
He’s gonna take you behind to the past
To fool around the shitty games which siphon ass
He’d rsther than have a buffallo
take a disease bail out in his ear
He’d rsther than eat the decaying asshole
of a highway killed skunk and down it with beer
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
Verse 2
When you spin on the TV
Make certain it’s tuned to channel three
He’s got a nerdy shirt and a slot pouch
Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
He’s got a powerglove and a unwashed mouth
Armed with his zapper he will slice these games down
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the misfortune games of all time
They’re hideous abominations of mankind
They have him so insane he can spit
or contend cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin’-piece’a dog shit
Verse 3
They slice you off and do not caring one bit
But this nerd, he doesn’t dont think about it
Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
They got a discerning sire for this shitload of fuck
The characters names have been wrong. Why’s the cue so long?
Why do not the weapons do anything?
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
These games siphon so bad, he creates up his own words
He’s the angriest many pissed off gaming nerd
He’s the Angry….
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd
He’s The Angry Video Game Nerd
I take NO CREDIT in this. This be the
full AVGN heme song…
To download it, go to:
http://www.kylejustinmusic.com/avgn.htm
Cred to Kyle for the strain and to
AVGN for the reviews.
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